I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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