Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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