hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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