Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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