You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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