toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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