like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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