Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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