fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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