Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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