well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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