I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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