I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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