Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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