also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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