If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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