i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just google imaged poop.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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