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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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