problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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