i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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