What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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