You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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