I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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