I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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