This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Someone signed my nipple.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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