Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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