How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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