Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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