I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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