dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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