And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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