Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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