he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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