Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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