do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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