we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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