How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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