So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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