Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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