when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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