would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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