it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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