Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Enjoy the penises
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
