Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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This is classic penis vs brain.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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