No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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