bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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