Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I did not marry a roomba.
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