I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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