I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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