oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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