there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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