i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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