How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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