But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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