How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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