i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
third nipple confirmed
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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