yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
He felt like a one man threesome
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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