also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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