I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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