Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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